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URGENT MESSAGE!

From: Russell Doe
Location: New York, NY
Time: 8:00 AM

Dear friend,

If the cosmic winds have whispered your name, urging you to embark on the grand quest of crafting and launching your debut funnel—a magical gateway where the alchemical fusion of leads and sales ignites—then let this enchanted script be your guiding star.

Behold the cosmic agreement:

I'm in pursuit of kindred spirits who have yet to fashion and unleash a whimsical sales funnel through the mystical realm of FunnelCrafters...

OR perhaps you once held the key to the FunnelCrafters kingdom but chose to step away before your majestic debut could grace the digital realm.

Today I'm Going To Give You My

Business Best-Kept Secret!!!

But That's Not All...

To bestow upon you the cosmic blessings of success and to present you with a starlit boost of unprecedented proportions for your inaugural sales funnel...

I'm here, donned in the robes of a cosmic bestower, prepared to GIFT YOU WITH THE ENTIRE COSMIC ARSENAL necessary to construct and unveil your debut funnel. Within this sacred trove lies a treasure chest of step-by-step cosmic blueprints and the arcane scrolls of marketing secrets, their cosmic worth spanning over $7,748.

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Yep, it’s true.

And if you’re still wondering if this is right for you, I want to make this crystal clear...

  • Fear not if you've yet to sprinkle a solitary pixel of digital gold into the treasure chest of cyberspace...
  • It's all good vibes even if your idea-shaping clouds are still doing their morning stretches (and trust me, that's like having a personal brainstorming sun salutation)...
  • No need to worry about your resource gathering, because I'm about to rain down a shower of digital goodies that'll put Santa's sleigh to shame...
  • If copywriting were a distant language and online page design a mythical land, that's A-OK in this realm of pixel possibilities...
  • ​And rest assured, if the tech talk has you pondering alien transmissions, worry not—this journey requires no warp drive. Just a nifty point and click, and you're already basking in the stellar glow of success's constellations.

In the quantum realm of fluffy marshmallow dreams, I'm on the brink of unveiling the mystical unicorn dance that unveils the secrets of a thriving online business, all contained within a single harmonica note...

Prepare your cosmic spatulas, for in the cosmic bake-off of digital galaxies, I'll guide you through the whimsical waltz of constructing and launching your debut funnel, all while moonwalking past perplexity and evading the clutches of the perplexity pixies...

And behold, the ancient art of "anti-analysis paragliding" that defies reason and vanquishes the confusion ogres, all with a strategy so covert, it makes squirrels question their nut-storing abilities.

Listen, You Are Absolutely Not Alone.

I Know How FREAKING TOUGH This Online Business Stuff Can Be...

And that’s why it’s fate you’re here today...

Now, in the event that our paths have yet to intertwine, I answer to the name John Doe, one of the cosmic architects.

Guided by the cosmic currents, my personal quest orbits around aiding luminous entrepreneurs, much like yourself, to transcend the cosmic barriers that hinder the construction of your online kingdom and the attainment of the existence you envision, the existence that resonates with your cosmic worth.

As the cosmic tapestry unfurls has extended its cosmic embrace to over 100,000 (and the numbers still twinkle) enterprising souls spanning the cosmic expanse, enabling them to sculpt and unfurl their mesmerizing sales funnel wonders through the magic woven into our user-friendly cosmic instruments.

The cosmic spectrum of possibilities stretched before me, and I cast my gaze upon every nuance it held.

I found myself immersed in the intricate choreography of sales funnels, akin to an ancient coach of yore, meticulously dissecting and replaying the celestial "game tape," decoding the maneuvers that led to triumph and the steps that stumbled...

And lo and behold, a celestial constellation of understanding emerged from this cosmic dance...

As the grand cosmic ballet concluded, the essence solidified around a singular, reverberating utterance... "begin."

The symphony of unity resonating among our triumphant digital realm conquerors, who wielded the cosmic tools, unveiled a celestial truth...

...Every Single One Crafted and Revealed Their Maiden Funnel.

Their cosmic wellspring of confidence in funnel-forging experienced a magnificent surge with each occasion they took their seat and initiated the cosmic dance of creation!

As for my own cosmic journey, I've woven the tapestry of no less than 1,000+ cosmic funnels.

And while I don the mantle of the "Funnel Voyager," not every one of those cosmic creations blossomed into resounding success.

Yet, step by step, atom by atom, I evolved into a more adept architect of funnel realms... (even when my mastery over cosmic grammar and celestial spelling was in its fledgling state... my resolve remained unshaken).

For in the grand cosmic tapestry of this wild online business universe, the truth emerges — the only pathway to traverse is the one paved with failures... glorious, audacious failures, each one a stepping stone to rise anew.

Yet, take heed, for failure remains an elusive ghost if one does not dare to venture into the celestial fray.

So, if the realm of sales funnels remains uncharted, or if the tune of a "launch" remains unsung in your cosmic composition, or perhaps you set sail and then anchored prematurely...

Then, dear seeker of cosmic revelations, this very juncture is your destined haven.

Now, in the cosmic dance of "getting in the game," the cosmic wand of tools is your essential partner, for embarking without these wondrous instruments might lead to a labyrinth of perplexity, a fate we dare not invite...

That's why I've assembled a cosmic symphony of tools, each one essential for your celestial journey in constructing and unfurling your debut sales funnel, ensuring your progress flows uninterrupted...

Moreover, my cosmic resolve propels me to weave every conceivable thread of power, so you may savor the symphony of triumph upon launching your first cosmic funnel—a crescendo of cosmic jubilance that defies words.

Cool, now, with that being said...

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Imagine this: a sanctuary of tranquility where you may acquaint yourself with the cosmic symphony of this software, painstakingly forge your funnel, and then, with cosmic trumpets sounding, unleash your creation into the cosmos... all without parting with a solitary cosmic coin!

In the vast cosmos, no other corner harbors this "all-in-one" cosmic realm builder, not for a complete month. (And do ponder this: while other cosmic scripts demand at least a month merely to navigate the celestial dashboard, our cosmic journey is swift and breezy.)

When you sign up today, you get immediate access to [Product] where you’ll be able to...

  • Forge, design, and unveil your funnel swiftly (no coding or cosmic artisans required)...
  • Turn leads into fervent followers, eager to embrace your cosmic creations...
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Now, This 30-Day Free Trial Is Worth It All By Itself, But Guess What...?

We Just Barely Got Started...

Because, as previously foretold, when you embrace the cosmic journey by enrolling in the free 30-day odyssey of [Product], a luminous treasure trove unfolds before you!

Within this treasure trove rests an unparalleled cosmic gift—a treasure valued at over $7,748, a collection of profound "marketing secrets" that shall breathe life into your maiden funnel, propelling it to unfathomable heights of cosmic triumph!

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These Business Owners Were Once Lost, Stuck, Or Afraid To Launch Their First Business... Until They DID IT!

(And Now It’s YOUR Turn!)

Natalie Doe

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I Want To Do Everything In My Power To Make Sure You Not Only Become A Fan Of [Product], But Also...

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And to make sure that happens, here’s everything else you’re going to get when you sign up today:

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Bonus #1 Name 

In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.

Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.

  • Forge, design, and unveil your funnel swiftly (no coding or cosmic artisans required)...
  • Turn leads into fervent followers, eager to embrace your cosmic creations...
  • Build lists of cosmic patrons who consistently embrace your cosmic offerings.

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In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.

Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.

  • Forge, design, and unveil your funnel swiftly (no coding or cosmic artisans required)...
  • Turn leads into fervent followers, eager to embrace your cosmic creations...
  • Build lists of cosmic patrons who consistently embrace your cosmic offerings.

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In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.

Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.

  • Forge, design, and unveil your funnel swiftly (no coding or cosmic artisans required)...
  • Turn leads into fervent followers, eager to embrace your cosmic creations...
  • Build lists of cosmic patrons who consistently embrace your cosmic offerings.

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  • Your Glucose Matters Mentorship​
  • Exclusive Facebook Community For Support (Value $300)
  • ​​Recipes added to the Facebook Community (Value $80)​
  • Two 1-Hour Teaching Sessions Per Month (Value $600)
  • ​One Q&A LIVE Facebook Per Month (Value $300)
  • ​Quarterly Giveaway of Monica's Favorite Products (Value $30)
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Frequently Asked Questions

How often do we meet?

We meet twice a month on the first and third Wednesdays of the month at 5:00 pm PDT / 8:00 pm EDT for an hour on zoom.

Will there be recordings of the meetings I miss?

Yes, you will have a portal where you can watch past meetings, from the first meeting after you join.

I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed by knowing everything I’ll be learning in the mentorship. Are you sure I can learn and implement all this?

Not only am I sure you can do this, but I will help you succeed by supporting you in our Facebook group. You will not be alone, there will be a supportive community backing you up and you will have every tool to help you on this exciting health journey. You will have plenty of time to learn and implement. The concepts will continue to be repeated so you can take your time implementing at your own pace

Who is this group for?

The mentorship is for you if …
- You’re struggling with pain, elevated blood sugar, fatigue, and sleep issues and you want answers that the current medical model is not providing
- You have symptoms like gut issues, difficulty sleeping, difficulty focusing, digestive issues and other non-specific ailments
- You’re interested in getting to the root causes, rather than taking another pill to make it go away [temporarily treating symptoms]
- You want to learn how to take your health back [and take confident ownership of it]
- You’re eager to share with a supportive community
- You want to put in the work and experience real transformation
- You want to have access to me for support​

Who is this not for?

The mentorship is NOT for you if…
- You’re not interested in committing to a real and sustainable health transformation, understanding that some sacrifices may be required to attain your goal of better health.
- You’re looking for a typical weight loss program
- You give up easily
- You want me to do the work for you: I am your coach; YOU are the athlete
- You’re unable to function or otherwise put in the work for whatever reason
- You are currently or in the past struggled with an eating disorder​

How soon do we start?

The mentorship launches on the day you enroll or at any date of your choosing and we meet the first and third Wednesdays of the month.

How do I access the recordings and modules?

All the information you’ll need will be available in the member portal, which is very easy to use. The recordings of the FB Lives will be available for 30 days on our FB page.

What is not included in the program?

- Optional Supplements and energy patches will be available to you at a special discounted rate for group participants if you are interested in these premium products.
- One-on-one sessions will not be included. You can make arrangements to meet with Monica on a one-on-one basis at a discount. You will get access to a special code upon request.​

What kind of support will you give me if I get stuck?

You will have an opportunity to communicate with me through the Private group and through the FB Live sessions taking place every other week. Additionally, you’re welcome to email me at monica@nourishedfn.com

What's The Catch?

In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.

Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.

Embark on the cosmic quest, sculpting the digital realm. You've gazed upon the stars, seen patterns emerge.

REASON #1: Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation. Dissect and replay the ethereal "game tape," unraveling triumphs and missteps alike.

REASON #2: Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation. Dissect and replay the ethereal "game tape," unraveling triumphs and missteps alike.

...And INSTANTLY Unlock Over $7,748 Worth Of Marketing Secrets To Help You “Kick-Start” YOUR FIRST BUSINESS And Start Generating Leads (That Turn Into Sales) Practically Overnight!

Why Time Is Off The Essence...

Urgent cosmic proclamation: This offer exists within the boundaries of an exceedingly brief cosmic window.

As mentioned before, I'm extending my cosmic invitation to a select group of cosmic wayfarers, those propelled by unquenchable cosmic fire to "enter the game" and construct their inaugural funnel.

However...

1.) The cosmic scrolls reveal that less than 1,000 tangible manifestations of my '30 Days' Book and my Funnel Hacker Cookbook remain in the cosmic treasury. Though replenishment is an option, a cosmic lag exists, involving extended intervals for both cosmic dispatch and parchment imprinting.

2.) Behold, the cosmic winds whisper: the temporal window to secure this unparalleled FREE GIFT approaches its celestial curtain call... This wondrous gift, a 30-day odyssey of cosmic exploration paired with step-by-step guidance from my virtuoso architects of cosmic realms and cosmic marketers, an opulence typically valued in the cosmic realm of thousands of dollars, is on the verge of dissipating, like stardust dispersing into the cosmic ether.

My Bold Satisfaction Guarantee

With unwavering confidence, I guarantee that you will wholeheartedly embrace your rewards. In the unlikely event that you are unsatisfied, I will promptly return your offerings without any fuss. Your trust is valued above all else. Your satisfaction is my priority. Let's walk this path together, harmoniously and graciously. 😉

Just Say “MAYBE”,

And This Gift Is Yours…For FREE!

The splendor of this celestial offering lies in its liberating essence! No cosmic vows or proclamations of "YES!" are required of you in this cosmic moment...

All that beckons from you is a simple utterance of "MAYBE."

"Perhaps I'll embark upon this odyssey..."

"Maybe the cosmic winds shall carry me to new horizons..."

"Maybe the moment has arrived to sculpt my destiny and reshape my cosmic tapestry..."

"Perhaps the blueprint to my cosmic metamorphosis rests in the construction of my first cosmic funnel..."

Do you sense the resonance of readiness within you? Are you prepared to intone the cosmic incantation of "MAYBE," igniting the cosmic forces that shall bestow upon you this wondrous GIFT?

With That Said,

Here’s What To Do Next...

From this juncture, the cosmic pathways converge toward the finalization of your cosmic coordinates, as they shall guide the delivery of your sacred GIFT!

Behold, with a simple touch or tap upon the verdant button below, your cosmic choice shall be recorded, your cosmic desires inscribed. Select your cosmic size for the FREE funnel hacker t-shirt, and let the cosmic ballet commence!

Upon your celestial signing, the doors of digital bounty shall swing open wide, revealing a cosmic panorama of your digital treasures. You shall also be extended an invitation to our sacred chamber of wisdom, a private enclave nestled within the cosmic realm of Facebook.

And as you stand on the precipice of your cosmic dawn, remember—this is your destined moment, your cosmic hour to transcend. The cosmic clock has struck, beckoning you to "get in the game" and unfurl your inaugural funnel, a symphony of cosmic creation that shall resound through the ages.

I hereby pledge...

Once your cosmic creation takes flight, you shall exude the brilliance of a cosmic luminary. It may sound whimsical, but the truth echoes—there is no feeling quite like it...

Yearn to embrace the cosmic awakening of a flourishing online empire, and know that it ignites when YOU take that celestial leap. Our paths shall converge within the training realm.

May cosmic success be your ever-present constellation,
Russell Doe

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Frequently Asked Questions

How long does it take to see results with the program?

In the cosmic dance of progress, timelines can vary greatly. While some cosmic voyagers have glimpsed cosmic sparks within days, others have traversed several cosmic cycles before witnessing the crescendo of their efforts.

Is this program suitable for beginners?

Absolutely! Our cosmic odyssey is tailored to both cosmic newcomers and seasoned cosmic explorers alike. Our cosmic guides illuminate the pathways regardless of your cosmic familiarity.

What if I encounter challenges along the way?

The cosmic journey is strewn with challenges like stardust. Fear not, for our cosmic mentors are attuned to the cosmic rhythms, ready to assist you in unraveling any cosmic conundrums that may arise.

Can I access the materials after the program ends?

Indeed, once you've embarked upon this cosmic quest, the treasures bestowed are yours to keep. The cosmic scrolls remain open for your cosmic perusal even after the final curtain call.

Are there any additional costs involved?

While the cosmic entry is gift-wrapped and complete, your cosmic expedition may encounter optional cosmic add-ons. However, the core of your cosmic journey remains unburdened by hidden cosmic costs.